You Lazy Sod

There are few things in life I find more anoying than going out of ones way to be as lazy as possible. There is truth to the saying that "people will do the leas amount of work it takes to get the results they desire" but universal truths aside, there's a line and it's crossed daily. For instance, a huge pet peeve of mine is when people will circle a parking lot for like, and hour, to get a spot closest to the entrance when they are able bodied and and the distance is pretty much two feet. Or when people leave their cups or trash lying about when a trash can is literally beside their table because they say to themselves, "hey, it's not my job." Or another one, and this really gets me going, is a parent feeding their children crap because they're too fuckin lazy to make food or buy a banana. We've all seen them--mothers ordering tacos and burgers and milkshakes for their infants...in the drive thru....two feet from their house...where they have the aforementioned banana. I hate those people. Just because you're a lazy sod, doesn't mean you should set your kids up to be lazy assholes too.